Tell your mom I'm horny 

When your riding a roller coaster or somthing and you get scared to yell tell your mom I'm horny.

(You riding a roller coaster ): ohh shhiiittt tell your mom I'm horny.

Tell your mom I'm horny by Limehighlighter December 3, 2020

your mom 

a funny answer to any question, and i mean any question. best used to really piss someone off and possibly fight you if they get pissed enough.

Guy1: is your mom wearing tye dye again? she looks like a fuckin rainbow.

you: that reminds me tell your mom not to run rainbow colored lipstick, everytime she blows me she calls me skittles.

random dude: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh snap

your mom by Jay Keast May 21, 2007

ur mom 

A lame insult, either to the people around you or to the person's mother herself.

1: "dude ur gay"
2: "well ur mom's a man and that makes ur dad gay"

ur mom by Schmonkey July 9, 2006

Call my mom 

An excuse for temporarily leaving a room full of friends, usually to go masturbate.

Hey dude, where did you go just now?

Oh, uh, I just went to the bathroom to call my mom. It's been like 2 or 3 days since I've had the chance to call my mom!

Call my mom by asdf91 February 20, 2010

Wal-mart Mom 

A mother who ALWAYS shops at Wal-mart. They always live in the suburbs, take part in their community, and are usually caucasian. They often have flat on both sides of their body, have saggy tits, rectangular ass, and a older looking face.

Lance's mom is the biggest Wal-Mart mom I've ever seen. I heard Jared was trampled to death by 20 plus Wal-Mart moms on Black Friday

Wal-mart Mom by RudeSpadez January 9, 2012

Jovan's Mom 

A mature woman that sexually pleases all that she comes into contact with. Unlike a normal whore who charges for the acts, she just enjoys the experience, and so performs them for free. As such, she is the benchmark for which all other whore's are graded against.

that whore was so crazy, she was like Jovan's mom.

Jovan's Mom by evil reindeer February 18, 2010

My mom 

How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in

man that stuff is mega crapzorz..i'dnt it..my mom writes better stuff than that

My mom by what tha mangorino December 28, 2005