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dark law

Carrying out the law using unconventional methods
Dexter is my favorite show, the way he uses dark law to make the world a better place
by N0Comment November 20, 2015
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Jack.H's law

if thy tits be uge, they cannot be perky
damn Chelsea's boobies are uge and perky, they break Jack.H's law
by jacks ass is tight May 18, 2021
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Samito’s Law

Any discussion regarding Overwatch balance will inevitably lead to the topic of 6v6
Sam: “Supports are too oppressive and tanks are weak! Bring back 6v6!”

SVB: “Samito’s Law has taken effect.”
by Samitoschair March 15, 2024
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Apple law

If it has two colors, it can play bad apple.
Person 1: Hey, did you see they made Bad apple using actual apples?

Person 2: well you know the apple law: if it has two colors it can play Bad Apple.
Person 3: How long before someone does it using a squid or chameleon?
by Sirlordofderp April 6, 2023
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Negroe’s law

Negroe’s law, short for Negroe’s law (or rule) of the whiteman analogies, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability of a niggas talking about the white man or white supremacy approaches 100%.
"Black men don’t look after their kids."

"It’s not our fault, the white man made black women replace us with the government”

“How did we end up talking about the white man again?”

“Negroe’s law…”
by Dietmelanin July 12, 2023
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stepchild-in-law

Stepchild's spouse.
My stepchild-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Blackburn's law

Blackburn's law is defined as the law stating that any question that starts with “Why” can and will be answered with “Because fuck you, that’s why”
"Why can't we have good things?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
"Why do we have Blackburn's law?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
by dremiliano February 18, 2019
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