by Elvas June 13, 2021

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by Deshaun95 November 5, 2017

When you have to separate you junk from someone else’s junk. You don’t normally say their shit or your krap but you say your shit and their krap.
by Pinners July 14, 2019

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.
Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
by Freggsmash May 20, 2019

by wbblys August 29, 2021
