by Boba Fetts Child September 1, 2021
Get the Facebook Karen Logicmug. A person, generally female, who operates two or more facebook accounts in a futile attempt to conceal her multiple relationships.
by MKUltr4 October 7, 2017
Get the two-facebook bitchmug. Someone that constantly posts what day it is on Facebook. This is usually done in a tiresome or annoyed manner, & often related to the number of remaining days of the workweek.
Examples:
Jen: I hate Mondays! Friday can't get here soon enough!
John: Jen, you're a real Facebook day dropper.
Suzy: What??? It's only THURSDAY?? Dang.
John: Ugh, again! Stop being a fb day dropper.
Brian: Tuesday done. Three more days until freedom...
John: Yes we get it Brian, you're a real Facebook day dropper.
Mary: It's Wednesday? Hurry up Friday!
John: Shut it Mary! Don't be a Facebook day dropper!
Jen: I hate Mondays! Friday can't get here soon enough!
John: Jen, you're a real Facebook day dropper.
Suzy: What??? It's only THURSDAY?? Dang.
John: Ugh, again! Stop being a fb day dropper.
Brian: Tuesday done. Three more days until freedom...
John: Yes we get it Brian, you're a real Facebook day dropper.
Mary: It's Wednesday? Hurry up Friday!
John: Shut it Mary! Don't be a Facebook day dropper!
by Johnny Drama Johnson October 27, 2011
Get the Facebook Day Droppermug. by snowbloxian April 17, 2021
Get the facebook friend jerrymug. by Marley592 March 13, 2017
Get the Facebook Like Buttonmug. A status update one sends to declare that they are done with Facebook. The usual reason is that there is "too much drama." Only a very small number of Facebook suicide note writers keep their promise.
Some don't delete their accounts, so they just come back in a month, some end up making new ones, and still others keep their promise but find out that, unfortunately, Facebook has becoming very important for keeping up with what's going on around you.
Some don't delete their accounts, so they just come back in a month, some end up making new ones, and still others keep their promise but find out that, unfortunately, Facebook has becoming very important for keeping up with what's going on around you.
Bob: This will be my last status update on facebook. There's just too much drama and bullshit here. If you want to talk to me just text me. (August 3rd, 2011)
Joe: Sorry to hear it man, yeah there can be a lot of bullshit on here sometimes.
Bob: Sup (August 10th, 2011)
Joe: I knew you were full of shit when you wrote that Facebook suicide note.
Joe: Sorry to hear it man, yeah there can be a lot of bullshit on here sometimes.
Bob: Sup (August 10th, 2011)
Joe: I knew you were full of shit when you wrote that Facebook suicide note.
by TwoFourSixOOne September 22, 2011
Get the Facebook suicide notemug. One of those statuses that has been neither Liked, nor commented on. This type of status usually lingers awkwardly for a hot minute, 'til the poster gives up on it.
Jim-Bob: "Did you see my Naked Facebook Status yesterday?"
Joe-Bob: "Yeah, man, I thought about Liking it for a brief moment, but I didn't want to be the only one."
Joe-Bob: "Yeah, man, I thought about Liking it for a brief moment, but I didn't want to be the only one."
by glennettbennett November 24, 2011
Get the Naked Facebook Statusmug.