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Eating ducks

Slang word for calling some one a cunt
joe: “Do you eat ducks”
slim: “No Joe mama

eating ducks
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I nutted in a duck

You:yo i nutted in a duck last night
Friend: yo wtf
by Bendover559 June 10, 2022
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Daffy Duck

Aka V1nce. A muscular duck with ball’s the size of watermelon’s and a penith the size of a pool noodle.
He absolutely despise’s ‘PNG Youtubers’ and furries, which he calls ‘dethpicable’ while tearing them down one by one with amazing shorts bullying the vile beings.
get v1nce to surpass Jellymid in subscribers by making Daffy Duck your pfp.
by SchmuelMarine June 14, 2022
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Ducking yourself

Exposing yourself to being a PDF.
Dude: LOL did you just admit to having sex with a barely 18 teenager?
Duck: NO U
Dude: You're really ducking yourself right now.
by Enchi's Mom June 14, 2022
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duck

a green bird that says quack
by smiling thomas June 15, 2022
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Ducke

The greatest religion of all time, Buddhism is a ripoff
Hail ducke
by ducke_lives June 16, 2022
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Jovian Duck

A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.
If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts
by undefining orthodoxy June 21, 2022
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