An Unexpected Delivery

When you get a box or package delivered to your doorstep that contains multiple used condoms, and a piece of paper on which a woman had her period on.

The unidentified package that arrived at the white house on January 5th, 1997 was "An Unexpected Delivery".

by Mr. Twister and a Side Salad October 21, 2011

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one-arm-driver

a driver who drives only with one arm while the other arm is either holding or groping a girl.

The police are looking for the one-arm-driver just like you.

by wordwatcher April 23, 2012

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painting the drive

having sex with a girl whilst she's on her period then wiping your penis on her lower stomach

He do you mind if I help by painting the drive tonight? 'Ok but we'll need a towel for afterwards...'

by the54 January 30, 2014

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sober wheel driver

sober wheel driver

Meaning: When a taxi driver drives you and your vehicle home safe.

Why risk a dui when Urban Taxi Cab will get YOU & YOUR VEHICLE home or your destination safe? Stay sober behind the wheel with Urban Taxi Cab's Sober Wheel Driver. #urbantaxicab

by save_soul5000 March 22, 2014

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Cuban bus driver

Whilst driving you snort cocaine and receive a blow job

Guy1; DAMN i was a real Cuban bus driver yesterday

Guy2; well aren't you just Castro

by Cuban bus driver March 3, 2015

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Shitty Bus Driver

Someone who is a terrible driver. For example, speeding, going off the road constantly, and paying more attention to whats happening inside the car than what is happening outside.

"Damn, Yolanda is a shitty bus driver."

by JehovahsWitness May 17, 2015

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