Dirty Merv

Like a Dirty Sanchez but with Merv Hughes style proportions.

I tried giving her a Dirty Sanchez but followed through and ended up giving her a Dirty Merv!

by merv hughes September 13, 2011

Dirty Quaker

The sexual act of using a quaker oats cereal bar as an anal plug.

Guy 1:
My wife surprised the hell out of me last night when she pulled the Dirty quaker out of her ass and set it on the night stand.

Guy 2:
Holy shit!

by H. Karl September 16, 2011

Dirty Broom

When the remnants of a rim job remain on your mustache.

Pete had a Dirty Broom after rimming Lucas.

by 500ToothDinasar February 28, 2023

Dirty Dani

To give away the best thing they ever had for something shitty.

“Damn did you hear that Chris pulled a dirty Dani ? ”

by Realglikelasagna March 12, 2023

The Dirty Laughlin

After very unsatisfying sex you proceed to eat a rack of ribs off of her back then fall asleep

Last night I gave Rylee The Dirty Laughlin. Best meal I’ve had in a while, she hasn’t called back yet

by HarryHoonz February 7, 2023

dirty nutter

when a guy nuts in every woman's hole

look that guy is a dirty nutter

by alwaysrealfacts February 18, 2023

Dirty Macintosh

Am ambiguous phrase uttered on the Last Podcast On The Left.

“She was attacked by someone wielding what felt like a Dirty Macintosh”

by GraveLordNito April 26, 2023