Luke Cristodero

coolest kid ever

luke cristodero

by boii if you dont January 10, 2019

ellie crisp

Ellie Crisp, A lesbian who secretly goes out with girls to hide the fact she loves the cock - can strictly see her about the town wearing skin tight jeans vans and a shirt, may or may not have a hat. With this girl it takes one look and you are converted to lesbianism and with this girl you are guaranteed to have an orgasm.

Ellie crisp She loves the pussy but dick is her future.

by Ccj2819 February 11, 2019

Layne Criscuolo

literally the most gay person you can ever meet, everybody hates this individual and most people could say that he could use to shed a few pounds. Be careful when around him with a pet/ animal of any kind because this man has a tendency to grab any animal in sight and straight raw dog it

Me: *nothing*
Layne: *grabs dog and hams it*
Me: Layne Criscuolo is such a nonce that should lose some weight

by save me please March 12, 2019

Tomato Crisp

When a person, usually white is always getting sun burned.

She's the tomato crisp of the group

by anonymous537 March 12, 2019

Eggstential Crisis

A loss of the eggs existential state. Usually found on Easter. Also every other day.

I feel especially sorry for the Eggstential Crisis that is so demeaning to each and every egg! It’s bad enough to hunt them; but why must they be dying from dye and trampled by people who cage them in baskets!!!

by Major T. April 17, 2019

Exister Crisis

When somebody doesn't know the important thing in life.

Teacher: Who is your mother?
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.

by DoodleBaldiBFB June 6, 2019

Chris Criscuolo

will never get with ginger. he looks gay in fruity shorts

chris criscuolo. he’s just gay

by he’s just gay July 14, 2019