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If I can

The only thing you can do here is get someone else's kill murdered with you obstinacy.
Hym "Jordan I am going to make your daughters life a living hell. I swear to whatever concept of God you have in that defunct gomer brain of your I will make them choose between you daughter and the kid. If I can get within arms reach of a kids whatever you are trying to get me to do will fail. As long as killing the kids equates to sucess and IT WILL ALWAYS EQUATE TO SUCESS BECAUSE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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Can

A bit cold at first, but you can love him as you get to know him. He shares everything with the people he loves, so it might hurt him if you betray him. He's also one of the people who can have sex for almost the longest time in the universe and gives his partner an incredible experience. Also, if he's in a relationship with someone, he never upsets that person. He just tries to make her happy.
PS:He finds blondes incredibly attractive.
Einstein had found relativity of time when he saw how long Can had sex with his partner.
by Bulamadım November 22, 2021
mugGet the Canmug.

can of whoopass

basically it means when someone or you are threatening someone that you're gonna kick their asshole to the moon, ya jew-tard
Bob: fite me nigga
Joe The Fitness Trainer: don't make me open a can of whoopass bitch
Bob: I just did though
by LargeWillyHaver59 January 18, 2018
mugGet the can of whoopassmug.

Can Mir

Kind, calm and very generous. This person will do unexpected things just to help out. This guy obeys the rules at all cost. He will keep a promise no matter.
Sid: Whoa, you just payed that much to give it away for free?

Dan: Well.. yeah

Jan: You really have a “can mir” spirit…
by Generation Z) May 2, 2022
mugGet the Can Mirmug.
.....If Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom ,Hellstormism, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....
.....If Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom ,Hellstormism, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025
mugGet the .....If Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom ,Hellstormism, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....mug.

SEVEN SQUIRT CANS

Enough cans to get a meal and still pay towards the admission to the PORN THEATHER DEJA VU or AL ESN.

AL ESN meal I got was at DEJA VU where I used the SEVEN DOLLARS to enter and some for a meal.

One MEAL is due still the AL ESN MEAL.
This guy WAITING in front of the WYNN BUS STOP with this woman gave me SEVEN CRISP DOLLAR BILLS as I asked do you have something for a meal which with the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS I left in the TRASH RECEPTABLE at UNLV in the music college as he had been PRIVY to those findings.

I drank two cans of SQUIRT and it yielded one ASSH0LE MEAL and in all with the other SEVEN SQUIRT CANS it makes NINE SQUIRT CANS for someone has ONE SQUIRT CAN.

Next time I come back to DEJA VU I will be served my ESN MEAL as it originated from the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS.
by METE MEAT MEET June 18, 2021
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