California Virgin

someone who hasn’t done butt stuff

Kaitlyn is the biggest california virgin i’ve ever met

by ladykiller97 October 25, 2022

California Reschedule

When people (mainly from California, especially in the entertainment industry) set up a meeting with you, but they don't actually want to meet with you, so they keep rescheduling at the last minute until you go away so they can pretend they're not scum when you eventually give up after the 300th reschedule.

Guy 1: Aw shit I have to meet this guy that I scheduled a meeting with but I don't wanna! I'll just give him the California Reschedule until he fucks off!

Guy 2: Wow you're a fucking asshole why did you even schedule it in the first place

Guy 1: How am I the asshole when he's the one who will eventually get the hint that I'm never going to meet with him and he tells me no thanks? He's the asshole!

by Captain Hypoc October 26, 2022

California

Slang for Hell, home to many demons.

what the California?!?

by Chickenpants93 October 26, 2022

Calix

Calix is the first person a woman thinks about when masturbating. Calix is a man who is Dependable, Faithful, Funny, and has a sense of Style and Culture. Often Attributed to a God, and has a penis on a worldly size scale.

I was walking down the street when I saw Calix waving his dick around with a flock of females following in his trail.

by broisthisforreal October 29, 2022

calissa

The most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She's charming, beautiful, hilarious, and unlike anyone else.

Passerby- "Holy shit, who was that girl?"

Random Guy- "You haven't heard of her? That's Calissa, all of her exes and ex-friends regret losing her, imagine that amazing of a person loving you."

Passerby- "She deserves the world."

by Ratlover650 November 4, 2022

Calib

Someone who is very stupid, tends to drag their feet and take a long time to complete even the simplest tasks.
He always means well but can be very irritating to most. Thinks he has more friends then he really does, genuine person but very lazy in anything they do

James; hey is that calib coming?

John; yeah look at him dragging his feet

by Wordsmithsrygoer November 15, 2022

Calikid

Another one of these little scrubs that lives in Encinitas or Woodland Hills or some other rando Cali suburb with a faked out mom with huge fake cans and lips that I regularly thirst on Fortnite.

Ashley put her bubble lips to good work after I thirsted Johnny the calikid on fortnite.

by RebeloKORRO November 18, 2022