Uncle Bob

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.

Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."

by Yardboy May 14, 2015

National fuck bob marley sex doll day

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bill: have you heard of national fuck bob marley sex doll day?
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by national penis March 28, 2021

Bob

The ultimate description of the sigma male. The perfect person you could be or encounter. There's is nothing negative to be said about this person, aside from his big ol' lips.

Man, you're such a Bob. You're perfect in every way.

by Ultimatesigmagorilla November 20, 2021

Bob

Bob Shumway is the father of ALF, Augie, and Curtis. He is married to Flo Shumway. Bob Shumway is featured in ALF: The Animated Series.

I purpose to bob

by MayDayMeh June 15, 2018

Bobs

The male version of Karens
Or a boomer that is never satisfied

Male version of Karens should be named bobs

by MinkC0atjus4thewinta June 4, 2020

BOB

Battery operated boyfriend

Why Are you using Bob's when they have robs now it's so much cheaper on batteries

by Tressmess July 22, 2022

Bob the Tomato

Bob is a bright red tomato. He has a short green stem and small green leaves sprouting out from the top of his head. His face consists of two egg-shaped eyes with black pupils and light red eyelids, an almost perfectly round nose (the same shade as his eyelids), and a flat, simple, cartoony mouth. Initially, Bob was a wider looking tomato and was more angular in shape. But as time went on, Bob lost that width, becoming almost perfectly round. Bob's leaves also originally looked more abstract, but eventually became more realistic around 1999-2000.

Person 1: Bob the Tomato is trash
Person 2: No u

by KAMEORNEV October 26, 2022