the great american scrimmage

Another term for the American Civil War

Did you see the show about the great american scrimmage

by Topa_Burbs July 7, 2023

American

An overused, outdated, offensive term for United States citizens.

Stop calling United States citizens Americans. Canadian, Mexican, Caribbean, Central and South American citizens are Americans too because this is North and South America.

by CN19M3P41C July 12, 2023

American rubber

A condom.

Person: I had sex last night with this girl who insisted we use an American rubber so I took it off at the last second
Person 2: that's fucking evil

by Datboii2344 July 16, 2023

confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

by Arsurinya August 3, 2023

American Senses

The uncanny, and supernatural ability that any, god loving American patriot can sense oil within a radius of 50 Big macs

God loving American patriot: Man my American senses are going nuts why does a backwater town in the middle of nowhere have oil?

by God Loving American Patriot August 10, 2023

American Slav

American Slav: A person who identifies as both American and Russian or “Soviet”.

You’re an American Slav.

by yeetoskeetobaby November 21, 2021

Borderline American

Something that sounds too stupid to be true until you see it.

Something that could only happen in America

Examples:

Is Steven eating a hamburger for breakfast?!? That's the most borderline American thing I've ever seen.

The State of Florida

Golden Corral

by RealAmericanTrainwreck January 14, 2020