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Best friend

A term used to describe a two people - regardless of either person's gender - that really want to be together and/or have sex with each other, but can't because one or both of the participants sexuality prevents it, and both parties are respectful of the other's orientation. Expressions people use to show that they are best friends include but are not limited to: Holding hands, ass-slapping, platonic-open-mouth tongue kissing, breast-squeezing, platonically sharing nudes, etc.
Example 1
John: "Hey Kate! I heard Ashley sent you nudes! Are you two lesbians?"
Kate: "Oh, no! It's not even like that. We're just best friends - I still like guys!"
John: "Oh, bummer."

Example 2
Brendan: "Hey David, did you know that Calvin and Kayla are best friends now?"
David" "Oh really now?...So which one of them is the gay one?"
by pocketsnails December 27, 2015
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Friend Zone

Its the place of all our fears, the fears of pain, rejection and humiliation. If you have been "friend zoned", multiple times it most likely means you are alone for life sorry my friend but you need to up your game. But if you are friend zoned don't feel bad this is not always the case you still have time to find the right one there are more fish in the sea...
BOBBY: Heyyyy girl so I was just wondering if we could go catch a movie on Friday?
Brooke: Sure man... dials other friends to see if they can come in the middle of conversation.
BOBBY : { Feels numb from all the smiling that he is giving Brooke}. {Feels dead inside} . {Brooke breaks a lotta hearts criiii}!

Bobby has been friend zoned poor Bobby we love you man
by That petty bitch November 2, 2018
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plush friend

When you and a friend use your console controllers on each other for sexual pleasure.
Just a fly guy trying to drink beers and play some games with some plush friends
by Plush daddy June 30, 2021
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Fake Friend

A person who says they’re your friend, but doesn’t do the actual friend part.
Timmy is a fake friend. (He makes you feel like a sack of shit by not talking to you.)
by calebleo3 December 26, 2019
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Motive Friend

A friend who you only see at motives.
Me: I never see Brandon anymore what’s up with him?
Friend: He’s just a motive friend now
by K2Certi August 22, 2021
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Friend hoe

A friend that blindly follows another friend and defends them as if their life depends on it literally willing to do anything for them
That friend hoe is so annoying when it comes to her
by Yeealreadyknowstadeal August 7, 2020
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girlfriend friend

when you and your female friend exhibit romantic feelings and interactions but have mutually decided not to date. this different from when you're with a fuckboy and he doesn't answer the "what are we?" question. in this situation, you both know what you are: friends that really like each other but don't want to take any more steps.
person a: are you and emily dating?
person b: naw, she's just my girlfriend friend
by sassy gay dork February 25, 2017
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