how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

Fart on my Apple

To rain on someone’s parade

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

by Lars Honey Toast 2000 November 27, 2019

Apple picking

Out finding a woman to grab on her ass

Sentence 1: “Oh man, Jerry is over there apple picking and shit. What a shmuck.”

Sentence 2: Sometimes in order to find the right one, you gotta go apple picking.

by ok_tofu December 20, 2022

apple cormorcol

Another phrase used by an annoying three year old in an xbox hat who can't speak proper English

Sounds like the type of music you would hear in an apple cormorcol

by KitKatGurl235 October 02, 2017

High Apples

When you want to emphasize a statement.

Lakota, if you don't show up at 1:30 today as scheduled I will report you to you superior. That's High Apples too!

by Jaysun Saint Clair May 29, 2021

The Rotten Apples

A website which helps users find out if an alleged sex offender was a part of their favourite film or TV show.

"I was going to start watching House of Cards but I looked it up on The Rotten Apples and apparently Kevin Spacey is a paedophile."

by mattybb December 25, 2017

that’s apples

something easily done; not a difficult to put into action

interviewer: “can you get coffee and sort the emails?”

interviewee: “of course! That’s apples!”

by Mrs Mrs Mrs September 12, 2021