Mike was a popular Minecraft youtuber but when he was featured in a video called "5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn", where he said the f word in an earlier video of his, he's now working in a tedious 9-5 job in a supermarket. Don't swear, kids!
by OninIsNotSomebody July 1, 2024
Get the 5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Swornmug. A Nolan 5 is a punishment of 5 pushups that one must do if called by another person for having done something very stupid or making a very bad joke.
If someone says “That’s a Nolan 5” you must do 5 pushups on the spot.
If someone says “That’s a Nolan 5” you must do 5 pushups on the spot.
That’s a Nolan 5
by EjEdwards November 12, 2019
Get the Nolan 5mug. Founding father and President of the United States John Adams wrote sometime around 1794 that “Human understanding is its own revelation, and has made it certain that two and one makes three; and that one is not three; nor can three be one. Miracles or prophecies might frighten us out of our wits; might scare us to death; might induce us to lie; to say that 2 and 2 make 5. But we should not believe it. We should know the contrary.”
by Jodie2025 April 22, 2019
Get the 2 + 2 = 5mug. by Kiddblurr November 27, 2014
Get the 5 wombomug. Masturbating under a short time limit, usually five minutes. The term is shorthand for 5 minutes with 5 fingers.
We had to leave the party early. After making out with that dyme I had to 913, so I ran into the bathroom for 5 with 5.
by Z Lives February 9, 2010
Get the 5 with 5mug. When an incredibly insecure Haagster claims to be the DOM after the one true DOM, Liam (the hotdog stand), instructs the Haagster to believe he himself as a DOM, obeying the Liam Dom’s instruction, therefore the Haagster becomes the Tony 2-5 SUB.
Liam (The Hotdog Stand): Haagster, I want you to believe that you are a DOM!
Haagster (The SUB): I’m the DOM! I was born in the DOMinican republic and I own a DOMinos!
Liam (The Hotdog Stand): That’s a good Tony 2-5 Sub.
Haagster (The SUB): I’m the DOM! I was born in the DOMinican republic and I own a DOMinos!
Liam (The Hotdog Stand): That’s a good Tony 2-5 Sub.
by I’m A Hotdog Stand November 4, 2022
Get the Tony 2-5 Submug. 