Rules 1 and 2

A. from fight club. a line from brad pitt

B. in relation to 4chan's /b/ board, instructs one not to talk about /b/

Rules followed only by newfags.

So theres a place called /b/ you should check it out

Rules 1 and 2! Rules 1 and 2!

Shut up you faggot.

by aw shit fuck May 24, 2010

2 millimeter defeater

an erection especially an embarrassing one you get in class

"why does the 2 millimeter defeater have to be active during school" KJDAMAYNE

by uwuga January 13, 2022

golden shower #2

a way to get back at a slag that has been bitching about your bedroom antics.

whilst doing her from behind, start making noise tht your about to come, so convince to take your load on her face, when shes expecting it, you piss all over her.

it has been rumoured that "dave" has a tiny penis and doesnt actually like sex by "laura" who he recently banged a few times

after a drunken night out together where they met and started to hook up, dave suggests they take it elsewhere, back to his...

after a while of good hard fucking, and they end up doing it doggystyle/stoodup...

Dave : oh my god, this is amazing i think im going to come!
Laura : i love it too, cant we keep going, just a little bit longer?
Dave :OK just let me cover your face thn I'll finish you off
Laura : yeah bitch!

Dave pulls out and 'tosses to the point of ejaculation' where instead he pisses all over her, in her mouth, up her nose etc; thus giving her a 'golden shower #2'

Dave : DONT SAY SHIT ABOUT ME AGAIN BIATCH!

by RaymondB October 8, 2007

gears of war 2

a piece of shit game that completely sucked, of course after updates it became a PLAYABLE game, less laggers, no shield glitch, going through the lazers on security, etc., now a must have game for the xbox

gamer 1:i hate the lancer in gears of war 2 it sucks you in like a black hole

gamer 2:or a well payed hooker...

by she called me oprah 5 June 16, 2009

pho q 2

Another way to insult someone without their knowledge.

Oh yea? Well Pho Q 2!!!

by Teklord March 4, 2005

2 1's

peace, as in holding up the index and middle finger to make the peace sign

Low "I'm out"
Row "2 1's my brutha"

by Delow October 30, 2005

2 way street

Refering to the buthole and how if your gay you would have sex through the buthole, going in. And the crap comin the other way would be out. Thus making it go two ways, a 2 way street. Straight people's butholes would be considered one way streets, because stuffs only goin out.

Teacher: Alright boys, im here to talk to you about homosexuality, most of your butholes are 1 way streets, but some may be 2 way streets.

by AWESOME12345678765434567 January 13, 2008