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jamaican hand wash

When a guy asks for a full of your Gatorade and then you run into him later and he offers you and 4 of your closest friends a free hand wash on the street.
Hey Jermaine, I want to give you a jamaican hand wash!!
by Hairymanhhhh July 11, 2017
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The Left Hand of Darkness

A book by Ursula K. Le Guin that details the experiences of an ambassador to the frozen world Gethen in an attempt to persuade the planet into joining a United Nations like organization called "The Ekumen of Known Worlds." The book itself is mostly a hypothetical sociological study of a world without gender (as the humans of this world are genderless until they reach a period each month similar to menstruation, where they enter a state called "kemmer" and their bodies switch to either male or female, allowing them to either impregnate someone or to become pregnant) and how Gethen's societies differentiate from other human societies because of this physiological difference.
Guy 1: "You know Le Guin won the Hugo Award for "The Left Hand of Darkness", didn't you?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I thought her short story, 'The Ones Who Walked Away from Omelas' was a better example of her writing style."
by Roger Whitisissle December 25, 2008
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brown hand grenade

A festering turd that smells so offensive that it could kill a room full of homeless people.
Jesus fuck, that guy dropped a brown hand grenade so bad it melted the paint off the walls.
by Tyre Iron Phil June 3, 2016
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May Hand job

For one day every year falling on the 17th of May a man is entitled to a complimentary Hand job from his respective parter. This is an ancient tradition which must be upheld in order to restore peace and good fortune for the following year.
Good morning my dear. Just to remind you it's the 17th of May and we must complete the harvest of the may Hand job ritual in order to attain good luck and fortune.
by Corpserooter June 6, 2018
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Spanfrans hand sanitizers

Drugs the spanfrans made from a kangaroos hand gel.
The spanfrans hand sanitizers tastes good.
by BellaTaeStanThx July 2, 2020
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J-O hand

n. Shortened phrase meaning “Jack-Off Hand”. The hand that you use to masturbate.
I wonder if the hand Luke Skywalker got cut off was his J-O Hand”
by TwinFami October 29, 2020
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run deez hands

by Antboy21 August 28, 2016
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