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vagina is kinda

cult against dicks and super straight hoes <3
person #1: have you heard of vagina is kinda 😇🙏🛐?

person #2: no i haven't
person #1: it's the best cult, you should join it or we'll eat ur toes *becomes funnee monkee and starts dancing breakdance on astronaut in the ocean song*
by uni sushi June 19, 2021
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Vagina crunch

The feeling when your vagina recoils because you find something someone said/did so repulsive
Omg that was so vile I had a vagina crunch
by Factsoflifeforwomen June 21, 2015
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Vagina

we eat vagina everyday!
by Papa Shmev September 3, 2021
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Vagina

A tool used to torture women into wasting 4 days of the month to look depressed and 'go for a shit' all the time.
by Sad_enough June 25, 2019
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vagina repellent

See truck nuts and skinny jeans
Or any other gross display that men think shows masculinity but really just ensures the gays know where they are.
"Duuuude, did you come out & I missed it?"

What the fuck you mean, man?
"You've got double vagina repellent going on -- you've got truck nuts on your Ford & you're wearing the gayest pair of skinny jeans I've ever seen.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 16, 2023
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Vagina

I never tried to beat a vagina before
by williamhicks08 August 18, 2023
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Vagina Stampede

1.(A) Dictating someone your religion with means of throat shoving.
2.(B) A large crowd of women with a singular intent.
Vagina Stampede

1a. Mormons.
2a. Televangelists.
3a. Obama.
4a. Mel Gibson.

Religious person: "Have you heard the good word?"
Response: "Take your 'vagina stampede' to a cancer house!!"

Religious Person: "Can I tell you about your heavenly father?"
Response: "Nope. His 'vagina stampede' already corrupted my daughter."

"I'm not Muslim."

"FUCK THE JEWS!!!!"

1b. The opening night of 'New Moon.'
2b. The Sarah Palin pary.
by WtF#? September 27, 2010
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