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shit missile

An unbelievably hard and most likely long shit that comes out of one's ass. The pain experience by "firing off" a shit missile is second to only explosive diarrhea and an assplosion. This is an immense amount of shit that forces tiself to come out in the most painful way possible.

A loud "spelunk" noise will occur when the missile has left the firing chamber.

The etymology of this term dates back not long ago when Metroid Prime 3: Corruption came out for the Wii. Since Samus's gunship was actually good for something other than saving and reloading this time, it shot missiles that were greatly helpful, yet majorly under used. The term "ship missile" is quite similar to "shit missile", and either a mispronunciation or a misspelling brought "Shit missile" to use.
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET ME IN THE DAMNED BATHROOM, I HAVE TO LAUNCH A SHIT MISSILE!

(afterwards)

MOTHERFUCKER!!!! Son of a bitch, that hurt. *looks down*

Holy shit! It looks a meter long!
by DEC42 March 13, 2008
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Aw Shit

What you say when all your friends have betrayed you and have said that you could be hurt by a horrible fake Australian criminal
Person 1: Which two of you are Ashley and Jessica?
Person 2: Aw shit.
by DI Barbara de Bologna June 7, 2018
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shit city

A particular place, town, city, gathering, bar ect... The people hanging out in a shit city are what make "it" such a shitty place to be. This "place" lacks tack, manors, honesty, integrity and respect for oneself and others (even one friends). People that "live" in a shit city often make fun of people (strangers, familiar faces, apparent friends, even relatives) outloud to make their own pathetically boring dirt filled lifestyles less visible to others. Often when shit city folks call others harmful names they are intellectually unaware of their own degrading characteristics, often mirroring/mimicking the same character flaws. They succeed in a cunning mind game of who can come up with the "best" derogatory statements while consequently detaching themselves from any moral obligations to society. Eventually shit citiers pull the wool over their own eyes leaving them to be nothing more than an uninformative gossip consumed mouth.

Fortunately these type of people are completely extinct! haha
Shit talking as if your still in high school

Shhhhhhhhhhh "shit city"
by it could be worse June 28, 2009
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shitting rainbows

The third and highest stage of tripping out (usually on shrooms). The three stages include tripping, tripping balls, and shitting rainbows.
druggy one: "yesterday I ate some crazy African mushrooms and ended up shitting rainbows."

druggy two: "You have any more of those?"
by alexmanjina March 3, 2010
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chatting shit

1. To say something that is complete bollocks.
2. To say something while under the influence of either drugs or alcohol that is either unintelligable or is the above.
1. 'Eminem is an excellent rapper'
'You're chatting shit mate'
2. 'Frgh me ghracg uihiuh bhgh'
by adi bull February 12, 2004
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meat shit

the shit that awakens one from a sound sleep at 2:30am after eating a large amount of meat before bedtime
Man 1: Why are you so tired today?

Man 2: I got the meat shit from going to Outback!
by Johnny Tats May 23, 2008
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Christmas shits

The long amounts of time spent on the toilet after a heavy Christmas dinner.
Person 1: How was your Christmas?
Person 2: Good, except for the Christmas shits I had.
by GreatUnknown January 10, 2007
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