Shit Money

Worthless money, because you can't enjoy it since it was made through corruption or some other fuckin stupid illegal activity.

I just go an inheritance, but I have to donate all of that shit money because the guy who died was a corrupt politician.

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

cash money

Everything, literally everything, except McKinley West.

“Gawwwwed, Kinley is being so un cash money”

by Bcsx3 April 11, 2021

Mario Money

<noun> Whenever you find cents (just like coins) on the street, in a store, etc. Just like in Super Mario Bros. Basically, it's loose change you pick up from the floor.

I get paid tomorrow, but I did pick up $2.47 in Mario Money today.

by Chronophile March 9, 2016

Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED

Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED

Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

money dumpster

n.
Something or someone you invest your finances in, but in the end doesn't help you at all.

q: Hey, did you use your liberal arts degree to find a good job?
a: No, my education was just a big money dumpster.

q:So are you and Lisa getting married?
a: No, we were never good for each other. In facet, she isn't good for anything... Well... No, she made a good money dumpster.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

Waste of money

When you end up spending all your money on your kids Pokémon card collection.

I just used Susie’s last, what a waste of money.

by Freddyfriday June 13, 2025

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024