The thing you make when some idiot is blowing up your phone and you happen to be in bed or on the couch and don't want to continue to be bothered but don't feel like messing with the phone to turn the ringer, off or decline the call, so you stuff it under the mattress or between cushions.
That was you calling last night? I thought it was that bitch Jill again about the ten dollars I owe her so I put you in a phone sandwich.
by rabidbilly May 17, 2014
Get the phone sandwichmug. A sandwich you would eat growing up just after getting out of the pool which consisted of white bread, ham/turkey/ or bolognese with American cheddar and the last ingredient is what makes it a pool sandwich which is chips crushed on top
This has been a great day at the pool the only thing that could make this better is a pool sandwich.
by Russianski July 15, 2025
Get the pool sandwichmug. ever heard of an ice cream sandwich...? No..? Retard
Dude i went to Greenland hooked up with this hot ass Eskimo chick and she gave me an ice cream sandwich
Dude i went to Greenland hooked up with this hot ass Eskimo chick and she gave me an ice cream sandwich
by Mr. Virgin May 13, 2019
Get the Ice Cream Sandwichmug. When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
Get the left-handed turkey sandwichmug. The act of shitting between two slices of wheat, must be wheat, bread. Then shoving it into your partners labia. Finally, allowing your best friend to eat said sandwich out of the labia.
Zack: "Hey Jonas! Let me finish that Schmeckle Sandwich from your girlfriends labia!"
Jonas: "No way man!! I'm starving!!"
Jonas: "No way man!! I'm starving!!"
by IMSZac January 29, 2024
Get the Schmeckle Sandwichmug. by Sweati Corp. May 18, 2019
Get the Sal Sandwichmug. Have you heard of the trudeau sandwich? only 1 bun, no meat, the toppings are mayonnaise, and vinegar, you get 1 pickle, and no onions.
India cut off trade to Canada, no more pickles. Canadian farmers went bankrupt, no more Canadian meat. No more Canadians eggs, no more Canadian bacon. We had to do a trade deal with Europe because we couldn't afford to sell mayonnaise anymore. All our meat is from Mexico. And, with the Carbon Tax, we have a national bread shortage. Over 8 million Canadians going to the food bank.
India cut off trade to Canada, no more pickles. Canadian farmers went bankrupt, no more Canadian meat. No more Canadians eggs, no more Canadian bacon. We had to do a trade deal with Europe because we couldn't afford to sell mayonnaise anymore. All our meat is from Mexico. And, with the Carbon Tax, we have a national bread shortage. Over 8 million Canadians going to the food bank.
"Did you try the Trudeau sandwich? $17, no meat, only 1 bun,1 pickles, no onions, add vinegar for the Liberal party flavour"
by ironfinn May 23, 2024
Get the trudeau sandwichmug.