everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.

Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.

by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021

Falcon Punch

When you are fucking a girl and she is just getting comfortable; you pull out and brutally fist her anus making sure to twist your knuckles and use proper striking form.

Guy 1: Dude I "Falcon Punched "my sister yesterday.
Guy 2: 你他媽的是怎麼了？ Me too!
Guy 1: Nani!

by SEXICAN6969 March 6, 2018

Punch the Prime minister

TO TAKE A PISS

"AYE MATE IMMA GO AND PUNCH THE PRIME MINISTER"

by russianer March 18, 2024

reflex punch

An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.

Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)

by Charliecamelcase December 17, 2017

Dragon Punch

Double Penetration.
- Powerful symbolism playing on the acronym DP (double penetration) for comedic effect.

I dragon punched some girl last night, and now she can't walk straight.

by LargeWhale May 2, 2018

punching tuna

The act of employing less than 20% of one's intellectual capability.

"She's being so ambiguous!"
"Stop punching tuna, you know exactly what she means."

by lavinia94 May 13, 2014

saitama’s second punch

a legendary group chat with legendary people in it (specifically @bee.mesned) they hang out all the time and everyone wants to be them. they’re 100% the “cool kids”

i wish i was in saitama’s second punch friend group

my favorite from saitama’s second punch members is for sure @bee.mesned

by fangirlofsaitamassecondpunchgc September 11, 2020