Hot Pocket Feelings

Used to describe mixed feelings for someone where in you feel happy but sad thinking about them, similar to how a Hot Pocket is delicious but has unexpected icy or scalding insides.

Dude, I have Hot Pocket feelings for this girl, I'm happy but I feel awful thinking about her.

by Bonet Wholio May 24, 2016

bermuda hot pocket

Like Alabama Hot Pocket but requires 4 people to participate at once - 1 girl and one man for each of her holes, effectively creating a triangle.

Dude, I was part of Bermuda Hot Pocket last night and it was super sexy! She had all 3 holes filled with shit!

by Silas Ramsbottom May 23, 2016

3 guys 1 hot pocket

The same as a Bermuda Hot Pocket

Bro I was one of the 3 guy's in a 3 guys 1 hot pocket last night and it was so sexy! She had all of her holes filled with shit!

by Silas Ramsbottom May 23, 2016

Sober pocket

When you have moments of clarity and "soberness" while intoxicated or high.

"Guys I'm serious. In having a sober pocket."

by SportyZo May 15, 2016

pocket stylus

When your penis inadvertently acts as a stylus and performs an operation on your phone.

Background History
If my phone is in my front left pocket(penal curve side) I am 10 times more likely to pocket dial someone. I have met many others that experience the same issue.

"Can you put your phone in your other pocket?" Your pocket stylus is blowing up my phone.

by Mastro-K April 24, 2016

Pocket Walnut

When you but so hard it tears a hole in your pants and fills your pocket

Boug pocket walnuted after 10 seconds.

by Shaggy babe May 6, 2016

cunt pocket

The Vagina; usually already pre-stuffed.

"Excuse me, ma'am. I need to search your cunt pocket before you board the plane."

by DasTesseract October 14, 2016