Dead Beat mom

Someone who doesn't take care of, or support their children. A stupid whore who needs to take care of her kids and not worry about what other people are doing

A dead beat mom is Danica Wilkerson who doesn't know who her kids dad is.

by His. Real. Baby. Mama September 22, 2011

soccer mom arm

The arm, specifically the right arm, a mother (or other driver) uses to protect the person in the passenger seat when they slam on the brakes. This arm is quickly forced in front of the passenger to ensure they do not move the, roughly, three inches they would normally go forward during an abrupt stop.

Thank god she used the soccer mom arm or I would have flown into the windshield!

by vades June 10, 2007

Ask Your Mom

The common yet clever response to use when asked about your sexuality.

Guy #1 - Hey dude, are you gay?

Guy #2 - Ask your mom.

by Altai January 19, 2010

your mom's box

The last thing to be said before one leaves or exits for what may be the final time; famous last words.

IE: If you are radio DJ's leaving work on Friday not knowing if you will be back because one of your on air contests went awry in a Church, the last thing they say as their shift ends is, "Your mom's box."

by Grizzly April 21, 2003

Ur mom gay

" Ur mom gay " is a semi-joke, it shouldn't driectly provoke normal people but some snowflakes may get insulted

turboTROLL: - Ur mom gay
You : - Nah, ur dad is lesbian and your fam is backward compatible
turboTROLL: *cringe death sounds*

by PopUPpoop March 20, 2018

Lazy O's mom

A fine ass ho

Dude, I supermaned Lazy O's mom

by GWwwwwww October 23, 2008

Your mom's tits

Its the ideal reply that overthrows pretty much any insult directed to you. Its a fast, effortless, efficiant, come back.

Bro 1: Hey man you smell like shit

Bro 2: Your mom's tits

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Bro 1: Ewww you look like sloppy today

Bro 2: Yeah, so did your mom's tits

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Bro 1: Dude why are you talking to Michelle she gets around

Bro 2: So do your mom's tits

by Dumpster Bagel July 1, 2009