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Taco Bell Baby

The enormous dimp you have to take after eating taco bell. It is called that because it makes your stomach grow and the feeling of shitting it out if like giving birth. Though it is painful before and while you give birth to it, it feels amazing once it's gone.
Oh.. I think I'm about to give birth to my taco bell baby... OWWWWWWWWW AGHHHHHHHHHHH the baby comes out, splashing water on her ass ahhh wow ^v^
by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 22, 2020
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gluten free taco

Gluten free taco or GFT is used to describe the vagina of anyone who is, or looks like, they are on a gluten free diet.
"Normally I don't go for one night stands, but the appeal of her gluten free taco was to great."

"I bet she has a gluten free taco"

"She got kicked right in the GFT."
by Rawkyjohn August 26, 2016
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taco bell money

Guy 1: Dude I'm hungry but I'm broke
Guy 2: No worries man, I got some taco bell money
by JustGoNow November 15, 2018
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taco bell prolapse

tah-koh bel proh-laps: (See also Montezuma's revenge), diarrhea suffered by Taco Bell customers, noted by horribly aromatic flatulence, gut churning abdominal pains, and hydrochloric-acid like rectal expulsion...like that of a busted fire hydrant.
Dude: "Hey, you wanna hit up Taco Bell for an AM Crunch Wrap?"
Lady: "I'll pass, I ended up scrapping my overly ambitious dinner recipe last night and hit them up instead. I was on the pot all night with a case of the 'Taco Bell Prolapse.' I blew through my entire container of wet wipes."
Dude: "How charming. 'No Thanks' would have sufficed."
by -MacGordon- December 28, 2017
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Taco Twelve Pack

1. A party or Orgy with any multiple of twelve girls (eg. 12, 24, 36...)

2. When A guy comes to a party with twelve girls, he is bringing a Taco Twelve Pack
-Hey babe, it's taco night! invite your friends and we can make it a taco twelve pack

-With the taco twelve pack, you don't go to parties, you ARE the party

-why only drink on the weekend? Have a Taco Twelve Pack Tuesday, and really get the party going.
by Franklin Alexander December 9, 2011
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Taco Bell titties

When you eat so much Taco Bell and all of the fat goes to your breasts.
I've had Taco Bell so many times this month, I'm starting to get Taco Bell titties.
by JoshleenTrash July 14, 2016
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california taco slurp

A person who puts their penis in a hard shell taco (specifically one with toppings) and has a partner eat it with their mouth; or anus.

2.A person who lays their dick on a flour tortilla and literally makes a burrito. A parter then eats their way into the penis.
I have skylar a California taco slurp

What's that??
I put my penis in a taco and she ate it, and after that she sucked my dick...
Woah
by Thebloodycocker January 26, 2016
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