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John Riley

Terrible person sometimes but an amazing person he rest the time. Has a lot of friends, is probably an extrovert. He loves memes and is a child of God who sins a lot. He normaly likes funny people. He is normally friends with people who are like him.
Omg have you seen John Riley's new meme
by HandMadeYeeter November 4, 2019
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john lucas

John Lucas is a very loving boy he likes to play a lot of games and he is a very lovable and kind person a lot of friends very popular he is a green eyed boy with straight hair and he is a hot and sexy!
by anonymous December 14, 2020
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John. A Holmes

Stupid school that has bomb\shooting threats every few weeks do not go to this school because walking to class u will get jumped
Do not go to John. A Holmes high school
by Wilmeneguskks11 August 18, 2022
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John Hefford

normal dude who is a slave at Canadas wonder. Has two retarded dogs MASSIVE COCK.
OMG john hefford is hot
by pplover22 August 30, 2022
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John Henry

The most amazing person in the whole wide world. He is such a smart, intelligent, and knowledgable person.
Oh, boy, John Henry is back at it walking with his robot car.
by # MISSING PSEUDONYM # September 6, 2022
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John the Baptist

Putting your phone in your pants and rubbing the screen with your genitals
I was on FaceTime and I had to bless dis bitch wit a John the Baptist
by Realnworduser April 30, 2022
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john david

a circumcized king with a monstrous cock. john david is the nicest person you will ever meet and though he has an enourmous penis, he has not yet used it and doesn't plan on tapping in to his full potential. john david is loved by all and everyone's friend, only he knows the inner demons that he faces at keeping his massive, veiny, juicy, throbbing dick from taking hold of him and causing him to become a fuck master
Person 1: I love john david! He's such a good friend!
Person 2: yeah, he really is! I heard he has a great cock too!
by doodoomaster69 December 10, 2021
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