Jake

Jake is a man with a massive dick

Guy1: woah he has a HUGE penis

Guy2: it's obviously Jake

Guy3: he's a sketch

Jake: ayy blud wanna get boxed up

Guy3: soz

by Mr.Tumble August 21, 2019

Jake Paul

my bitch/legal step dad

Me: Hey Dad your my bitch

Jake Paul: You're a mistake

by mc daders September 13, 2020

Jakes

The police

Can't trust these niggas they be talking to the jakes

by PussyJuice Be smellin February 16, 2022

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a Cancerous Social Media Star, Who is spreading his diseased videos and pictures all over the internet.

‘I can’t get on any of my websites on my computer! Do you think it has a virus?’

‘Have you watched Jake Paul?’

‘Yes.’

‘That’s it.’

by Idefinethetruth June 24, 2018

jake

jake is leng. jake is a fittie. jake is a hottie

“holy shit have you seen jake?”
“no, why?”
“because he’s so leng!”

by lucyt123 December 26, 2022

Jake the Ape

A nasty primate only known for shitting out of windows and eating his shit. He's a nasty animal and even his parents wonder how they produced.

Jake the Ape shit out my window.

by Jake the Ape July 13, 2014

jake

my bf

jake is my bf

by Jonper April 29, 2021