hit the turtle on the head

Lowering one’s guard and then striking when least expected.

Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.

by Saravanan599 August 21, 2019

Hitting it in squares

When a group of four people go do literally anything

"Hey dude, we are hitting it in squares downtown tonight."

by FAQBICHBOI March 06, 2017

Squad Hit

A Squad Hit is when one person has intercourse with more than 2 members (3 and up) of a group of friends.
It is usually a point of pride for the person having accomplished the feat and a point of shame for the group of friends.

Chad: Dude, Amy tried to get with me last night.
Brad: That's awesome bro, she's hot!
Chad: Nah bro! She already hooked up with Kyle AND Brandon. I couldn't let her get the squad hit!
Brad: True that! You're so smart bro, can't let that shit happen amongst the boys!

by MDRCGRVS April 29, 2019

National hit your ex up day

October 30th is national hit up your ex day.

“Hey mark, wanna get back together? After all, it is national hit your ex up day.”

by addylade October 30, 2020

Hey, you hit my eyeball off!

Something that Jeffy from SML said in the video “Jeffy Gets Fixed!” when Marvin started hitting him for pouring the Cheerios onto him.

Jeffy: Hey, Daddy, can you help me pour some milk?
Marvin: Jeffy!!!
Jeffy: What?
Marvin: Why you wasted all the Cheerios for?!
Jeffy: Well you told me to figure it out and this is the best I could come up with!
Marvin: No, Jeffy, you go pour those Cheerios out 'cause you're wasting them!
Jeffy: Okay!
Marvin: W- No- N- Not here!- Jeffy!! *starts hitting him*
Hey, you hit my eyeball off!!! *Rose’s voice actor starts laughing in the background*
Marvin laughing a little: Go clean yourself up…

by wubbableseiebe November 27, 2023

dog hit

cheap shot, or to be dogged

"man my sister dobbed me in to my dad about what i did on the weekend."

"aw dog hit man."

by cassieandraa December 06, 2009

bowel hits

The act of inserting a "whip" (vaporizer inhalation tube) into the anal orifice and 'Vaping' (inhaling the vapor of) Cannabis through the act of heating the dry herb, stopping before the point of combustion.

Ex.1: Jeff turned on the vaporizer, it heated up, and Everyone , anus out, lined up to take "bowel hits."
Ex.2: sometimes you don't want to share the same anal whip when taking "bowel hits."

by Deviant 4321 December 31, 2016