Dick Knob

A prank where late at night you remove the door knob and stick your dick through the hole. Then you wake the person inside.

Yeah man I totally dick knobbed Joey last night!

by WallaceAndGrommet August 22, 2010

Dick cheeks

the bulbous orbs at the tip of the penis. Generally located on the underside of the head, but in some cases could be referred to as the nutsack.

Morton slapped smitty's forehead with his enormous dick cheeks.

Maria was donkey-punched, then violently teabagged by matty's fatty dick cheeks.

by Nutsakula July 15, 2006

dope dick

when a guy is having sex after snorting heroin,his penis is rock hard,but even after hours of sex he cant cum

The opposite of coke dick

He had dope dick with her last night

by youngdiple August 2, 2006

dick bird

Foolish person, see also knob jockey. Also derogatory term to those who look androgynous through ugliness.

Worthless person that you don't care about.

Get away from me dick bird! Right now!

by Erich ULner September 23, 2008

Dick Kirby

1. A person who inhales numerous dicks, similar to the way Kirby inhales his enemies.

Chad - "Yo, I heard Bree sucked like four dudes off the other night. I wish I had been there!"

Bro - "Yeah, she's a real Dick Kirby when she's drunk."

by Cocktail...FRUIT! February 18, 2010

Dick Cheney

The most evil man on earth, also known as Satan, el diablo, the prince of darkness

Get behind me Dick Cheney!!!!!

by Nadge September 24, 2009

Dick Troll

Particularly unattractive girls that show up to a party with the intention of getting a guy drunk and having her way with him. Their desperation and foul appearance earn them the name, "Dick Troll".

"Hey man where's Jeremy?"

"He's wasted. I think one of those dick trolls took him home."

Laughter ensues, at his expense.

by Mista Japes January 29, 2010