square root of sweet fuck all

Even less than sweet fuck all.

1: I've got about the square root of sweet fuck all beer in this place.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

Bring All Your Fuck

The request to raise one's game, ability or skill. To put it in simple terms, to not be shit.

Mel: What the fuck? That was fucking pathetic... we're gonna take a break and when we get back you guys better make sure to... Bring all your FUCK!

by PrimeTimus August 14, 2009

Auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation

The act of suffocating one's self with a waist belt in such a way so as to guarantee the complete lack of sexual arousal.

Stephen Colbert's Vasca line of pharmaceuticals, from Prescott Pharmaceuticals, is proud to introduce the Vasca Band. A belt that you place around your neck that constricts your esophagus to prevent finishing your entree and crushes your trachea so you can't order dessert.

Side effects of Vasca Band include: stoppedness of breath, facial bluing and auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation.

by Anti-paradoxical May 18, 2011

know it all

A person who thinks they are all that and a bag of potato chips. They correct people all the time in an annoying, rude way.

Mother , father, and daughter are in the room.
"What is wrong." Father asked.
"I'm sick. I don't feel so good." mother answered.
"It' s not ,'I don't feel good', it's I don't feel well "daughter said.
"Don't be such a know it all" said the mother.

by sour grapes i hate kias December 30, 2016

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

MY FAV SONG IN THE HOLE WIDE WOARLD IS Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

by jeff the weirdo November 6, 2021

jackass of all trades

A person who very hard to work with and a fuck-up at almost anything, but thinks he is good. Tends to be vocal but never about his own ability to seemingly always fuck things up.

My no count ass brother in-law is the biggest loser. He's just a jackass of all trades!

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007

You eat all my beans nigga

you eat all my beans nigga

You eat all my beans nigga

by You eat all my beans nigga March 30, 2017