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Planed car accident

When a car falls off a plane on accident and hits someone/something/property
"Your mom died in a planed car accident"
(often misspelled as planned which is an honest mistake)
by 5066y c4t May 22, 2022
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Jam Car

Jam car (noun)

definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
Jam car (noun)

definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.

Ex. “The jam car saved the whole shipment from de-railing when the Engineer had to slam on the brake to avoid a collision.

Slang - Jam car (verb)
definition: to bang sexually on a level which balances ferocity and love.

Ex. “I jam carred that broad all night long four months ago. She has demanded to pay my rent ever since.”
by Howard Alan S. May 27, 2022
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brother's car

Dylan: name and occupation
ShengXian: smoker
Dylan: name dumbass!
ShengXian: smoker bitch
Dylan: occupation
ShengXian: smoker
Dylan: what is the freakiest thing you've ever done?
ShengXian: brother's car
by SMARTMOE May 28, 2022
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Fairy Car

A fairy car is a car that a basic girl drives. It is still a fairy car no matter how much Horsepower has been added or modifications have been done. A Fairy car is also any car that is a regular girl car just with a different badge name. ex. M, RS, R.
Person 1 “Woah look at the “Ford Focus ST.”

Person 2 “nah its just a fairy car. Any basic girl has a focus”
by ILikeCheerios69 May 31, 2022
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Car

If you don’t konw what a car is your are fucking stupid
car
by Big duck 23 June 2, 2022
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car shopping

What you as a couple tell your kids that you are doing when you are leaving to meet up for a threesome/orgy
“Bye kids! Me and your mother are going car shopping, we’ll be home later!
by CalzoneDemon March 12, 2022
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Car Missile

The act of throwing drinks or food at people or other cars from your own car. This could be cans left in the car, old drinks, fast food etc. If a driver or person is giving you a bad time throw a Car Missile at them and speed off.
"I got a kid in my fucking car and you're driving like an asshole, you want to video tape me. FUCK YOU!"
"Is that all?"
*Proceeds to use an old Wendy's chocolate frosty as a Car Missile*
by big smelly bastard March 13, 2022
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