Car

A metal box with usually four wheels that can carry up to six people, if you count with the trunk.

"Did you hear about that guy that had sexual relations with a Car?"

by Cup of steel June 11, 2023

Safety Car Merchant

Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.

Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant

by realistpenduhater November 3, 2023

O Bam A Car E!

When you type in "Obama Care" you'll get this definition. Coined by the popular late night host Stephen Colbert (whose main target audience used to be teens during this time; but now mostly parents like watching him) on The colbert report, circa 2010-2011.

Man: What do I need for my health care?
Health care advisor: O Bam A Car E!

by Thanks, obama. January 27, 2025

My Car

I don't really need to get within arms reach of kid you piece of shit.

Hym "Hey how do you feel about that judge ruling the YouTube can now subject to lawsuits for radicalizing people on the internet Cody Johnston? Is that a thing you've heard about? What's my score? I can guarantee if you all took threats to children more seriously you all would have let this go 15 years ago and it would be less. You lose an uncle too? They need to demonetize all of the YouTube vermin so you pieces of shit have to get real jobs. You should be less worried about my car and more worried about what happens when the score finishes getting tallied. Self righteous piece of shit."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024

Redneck Car Bomb

Bottle or can Bud Light -Natty Light and Keystone Light both acceptable - with a shot of Jack Daniel’s dropped in.

Coca-Cola floater for pussies.

Go DAWGS let’s go get us sum dem redneck car bombs! Tits out for the DAWGS.

by farmers only girl June 9, 2018

car box

A term for smoking pot in your boyfriends bedroom with the door closed after taking a shower and shit in that order.

Most of the world knows this as hot boxing.

Victoria has frank open the door to the apartment so she could go take a large car box in her boyfriends bedroom.

by Drinkleberries June 16, 2020

Irish Car Bob

When 6 gentlemen and 1 Bob entered a Coates room and engage in EXTREMELY consensual adult male wrestling. Clothing ALWAYS optional.

"Hey Mike, why don't you come do an Irish Car Bob with me, Lance, Perry, and Duke? Remember though, No pants allow big guy!" -- Robert

by Big Gay Tony September 24, 2018