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Happy David

When you get angry at your friends in a game so you remove them from your friends list and stop talking to them.
Person One: If you kill me one more time I'm gonna pull a Happy David.
Person Two: I don't care.
Person Two: Bro why did you block me
by Muscular Sigma June 30, 2025
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David

Some David's are cool, while others are assholes
Hey are you a David?
A good David or an asshole David?
by Eric Mendozo December 15, 2021
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Daviding

Laughing too hard at your own joke. Over exaggerated frantic laughing at what you said when no one else laughed.
person telling story: laughs like a maniac
everyone else: silent
dude why is he laughing like that, it wasn't even that funny
yeah he's daviding pretty hard right now
by DrMojojo November 27, 2023
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David

A very intelligent and talented young man, a go-getter with a big heart for others. Selfless; he gives people many opportunities; he extends grace, for much was given to him as well. Hopeless romantic and passionate being that has not given up on love. David is a rare type of human. He is the type of person that while he knows you lie to him, he knows but chooses not to expose you in front of others because he sees no value in that. There are very few like him. David is a loyal individual that prioritizes serious relationships. He is also very talented in bed, for he is gifted in size and knows how to use it. He can make any woman crave him. Although he is quite the man he tends to keep to himself and stays humble. If you’ve found yourself a David don’t let him go. He will rock your world and cover you in love.
Friend 1: “I just want to meet my perfect man
Friend 2 “There is not such thing as the perfect ma…” (she pauses in astonishment as David walks into the room)
by Some kind of wise guy July 5, 2022
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David c

This David is the only one he is a rare sight walking into shool eith his balenciaga s and his nandos ready meal

If you look carefully through a nnandos window David will be eating his spicy chicken wings
by Jason Fay 1992 November 23, 2019
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david hawkins

by DreadUK August 21, 2017
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David Faust

A old creepy man who likes to steal 5 year old girls pursues as a hobby
David Faust raped my daughter in the asshole
by Iwannafuckingkillmyself November 30, 2018
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