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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictonary- A dictionary that explains to people about certain slangs and words.Also it is a place where fucktards like to post hate definitions to Juggalos and Juggalettes.
The people who diss Juggalos and Juggalettes on urban dictionary are just Half-witted Hoes, and Wrong minded Whores.They like to fucking sit behind their computers and be bitches.
Saying shit about Juggalos and Juggalettes. Well they should just fuck off. They just mad cuz they sit at home all day and eat their fucking munchies.
Some examples that people like that are just bitches:
Ex 1. Juggalo: Hey man do you like ICP?!?! They fuckin rule!!!!
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online: NO WAY!!! YOUR MUSIC SUCKS!!!
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online:- at home on his bed eating food while listening to music - "Oh yes...yes....oh justin bieber....oh you are awesome.....

Ex 2. Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online: -is at home dissing juggalos- "HA!!! EAT THAT JUGGALOSER!!!!"
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online goes up to his mom: "Hey mom...you will like what i did today.... I DISSED JUGGALOS!"
-mom beats Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online-
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online:"WHAT WAS THAT FOR MOM?!?!!?!?!"
Mom: "CUZ HOLY SHIT!!!! IF I HEAR ONE MORE WORD COMING FROM YOUR FATASS I WILL FUCKING DIE OF A BRAIN TUMOR!"

urban dictionary sucks
by juggalette forever January 24, 2011
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The Urban Dictionary

An overrated place with no anti-offensive filter overran by incredibly rude stuff and explicit content by people who think they are cool, but, sadly only because they swear, offend people, be toxic, and chat about explicit content. I feel sorry for people who come here and are forced to be exposed to the nonsense here.
(Searches up “hello” in the urban dictionary)

Definition: *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED*

You wouldn’t want to see what would come next...
by Zyrom121 October 23, 2018
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Urban Hater

A user of urban dictionary who hates on all great definitions because they have nothing better to do and have dead end jobs.
John: I'm sure a bunch of urban haters will knock this definition.

Tim: Yup, they need a life.
by Robb44 October 9, 2010
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Urban Dictionary

A place full of crying SJWS who dodnt get their way during the election, and are npw crying Bout it here. Trump won, and now he IS your president. Quit being stupid babies, and grow up. Quit showing your disgusting asses on a website clearly not meant for these things.
Urban Dictionary has become a site infested with sorry liberals. Its not even a website relating to politics!
by ActualSmartPerson January 27, 2017
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urban woodsman

1. A home-challenged person. 2. A displaced being that lives on the city streets.
Many larger cities have an urban woodsman on every street corner begging for change.
by orj01 June 10, 2010
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urban zombie

A resident of an urban environment who only seems to come out at night, and then they seem to creep and lurk around, frightening visitors and young children.
Paul: What's up with Stew lately? I haven't seen him around.
Janice: He has taken to sleeping all day and going out all night, just walking around.
Paul: What a total urban zombie.
Janice: For Sure.
by Holy Moses Roller Brigade March 13, 2008
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Urban Wimp

An internet addict that scours the Urban Dictionary looking for reasons to be offended.

The Urban WImp or Urban Coward is an internet addict, usually male, who never leaves a chat room let alone their house.

The Urban Coward scours the Urban Dictionary for any definitions it can cry over and make whinging complaints to the management about. This is the only way it can generate emails that are not spam or Nigerians trying to access their benefit bank account.

They see danger everywhere and will not log on before donning full combats (including nana knitted vest, bobble hat, mittens and scarf with cute grenade poms poms),tin foil marine commando helmet, and camouflage incontinent pants.

They scrutinise the chat room lists lookiing for hidden enemies in disguise and will accuse any room newbie of being an old enemy out to get them.

Their main form of defence is attack and the 'enemy'is anyone who gets more than 2 hellos when they enter a chat room or who has the ability to have a meaningful conversation, a life outside the internet or who has the temerity to have a modicum of success in their life. (this excludes the odd (very odd) female sycophants with imaginary horses, holiday homes and husbands who agree with everything they say in case the Urban Coward turns on them, oh and the usual drug addicts alkies who will talk to anyone that isnt going to arrest or section them).

The Urban Coward's attacks take the form of whining abuse from the safety of a screen name and prolonged and empty threats.

The extreme Urban Coward will even pay money to track down their perceived enemy in real life so they can pretend to have gone to their targets (usually owned) houses and peeped through the letter box.

This entirely imaginary event is usually awarded with the Trash Annie Lol which comes with its own STD health warning and genital disinfectant.

The Urban Coward attracts like minded pond life, these are usually of even a lower inellectual ability than their 'leader' most often desperately lonely females so needy they will cling like dung beetles to a turd and never mind the stench.

Occasionally, the isolated Urban Coward will hook up with other Urban Cowards, such as pretend ex SAS and would be rapist poets who vent their frustrations by the writing of unsavoury and inept limericks

To be an Urban Coward is to be an inadequate loner, shit scared of real life and resentful of any that have any semblance of happiness in theirs. (That would be the rest of humanity).
Urban Wimp

Ewatt Tvil: I got a great email from Urban Dictionary .com

Ewatt Tvil: Someone has been trying to libel me on it's site

Ewatt Tvil: Urban Dictionary Terms of Service. User Conduct: Users may not post Content (as defined below) that: # is unlawful, threatening, libelous or defamatory.
by Urban Editor's Conscience April 12, 2009
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