GET YOUR DUCK SICK

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

IF YOU SWAP THE LETTER D FROM DUCK AND S FROM SICK

YOULL GET
GET YOUR DICK SUCK!!

GET YOUR DUCK SICK!
AZNPAINTRAIN: IM TRYING TO GET MY DUCK SICK FROM DAT SNOW ❄️ BUNNY!

G-SPOT : DAMN SO YOU WANNA GET YOUR DICK SUCK FROM OLE MOOSE KNUCKLE!
AZNPAINTRAIN: HELL YEAH
G-SPOT: RUMORS HAS IT HER SHIT SMELL LIKE NUOC MAM AKA FISH SAUCE!

by anonymous July 1, 2022

duck

a fictional animal who is prophecised to eventually take over the world

The duck goes quack quack.

by maybecaitlyn September 20, 2022

Beccas duck

An amazing, fucking funny dipshit who likes to quack and ships peaches and tomatoes together.

"Sarah, You're Beccas duck!" Said Becca.

by Sosarahisme June 11, 2013

Long Duck

A duck with a long neck and is bigger in size

Person 1 why are there so many long ducks and so little short geese
Person 2 guacamole

by Jay_mal April 9, 2019

duck

To "duck" someone or to avoid them. Often used by ghetto people.

Nicki Minaj: I don't duck nobody...

Person A: man fuck you you keep ducking me
Person B: sorry been busy

by hushushanon March 31, 2015

Jovian Duck

A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.

If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts

by undefining orthodoxy June 21, 2022

Crap a duck

When something goes wrong or when something doesn’t go your way

If you drop something then you say “crap a duck”

by Bp7741 January 1, 2019