Aw Shit

What you say when all your friends have betrayed you and have said that you could be hurt by a horrible fake Australian criminal

Person 1: Which two of you are Ashley and Jessica?
Person 2: Aw shit.

by DI Barbara de Bologna June 7, 2018

dumb as shit

A complete idiot. Seeing as shit doesn't have a brain, the person being compared to it could be called a mindless moron.

(online gaming)
Player 1: OmFg i am so gosu i just pwned the newbs!11!! 1337 h4x0rz!!1 ^^
Player 2: Stfu man you're dumb as shit.

by grab October 10, 2003

shitting rainbows

The third and highest stage of tripping out (usually on shrooms). The three stages include tripping, tripping balls, and shitting rainbows.

druggy one: "yesterday I ate some crazy African mushrooms and ended up shitting rainbows."

druggy two: "You have any more of those?"

by alexmanjina March 3, 2010

chatting shit

1. To say something that is complete bollocks.
2. To say something while under the influence of either drugs or alcohol that is either unintelligable or is the above.

1. 'Eminem is an excellent rapper'
'You're chatting shit mate'
2. 'Frgh me ghracg uihiuh bhgh'

by adi bull February 12, 2004

Christmas shits

The long amounts of time spent on the toilet after a heavy Christmas dinner.

Person 1: How was your Christmas?
Person 2: Good, except for the Christmas shits I had.

by GreatUnknown January 10, 2007

shit grenade

a piece of shit that is flung across a room at high speed and hits a fan and explodes on everyone.

dude wtf that shit grenade almost hit me!!

by harrison kass December 28, 2007

meat shit

the shit that awakens one from a sound sleep at 2:30am after eating a large amount of meat before bedtime

Man 1: Why are you so tired today?

Man 2: I got the meat shit from going to Outback!

by Johnny Tats May 23, 2008