Indian Take

When you let someone borrow an item and they don't return the item.

"Hey man, where's your archery bow? I want to take it hunting."
"Bob Indian Took(past tense of Indian Take) my bow."

by RagnarOdinson October 9, 2022

Lott Take

The antithesis of a hot take. A Lott Take eschews any meaningful insight instead providing only obvious observations. E.g. "We didn't win the game because the offense didn't score enough points and the defense allowed too many points."

Can't wait to read this week's Lott Take *eye roll*

by Monkey Boiz November 11, 2022

hasan take

a surface level take without nuance about intense subject matter.

Popularized by Twitch streamer Just Chatting

TwitchChatter1: Wow @Streamer that is completely wrong from what i-is actually happening. I-I-If you look at what people are actually saying you'd see the issue.
TwitchChatter2: @TwitchChatter1 that's such a hasan take bro.

by Ad Friends December 4, 2022

Low Take

An unnecessary and undeserved insult or opinion. Said out of jealousy with the intent to throw a blow at a person’s ego.

Low take, that dress she’s wearing looks like she stole it from Queen Elizabeth’s closet.

by freshprinceofsteveforest December 17, 2022

Furby take over

This is used if u see multiple Furbys

random dude:omg It's a Furby take over

random dude2:what??

random dude:look

random dude2:*looks at 2 Furbys*really 2 Furbys....

UwU big Daddy its a Furby take over

by Big UwU Daddy January 19, 2023

piss take

Piss take meaning to take the mick, having a joke

This is seriously a piss take

by hand;ejf January 27, 2023

indian take out

Dabble hot sauce on her butthole quickly licking it up, and when she questions it take her light bulb and dip

Oh man i had a spicy night last night, i gave her an Indian take out

by Mother fraggers February 3, 2023