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Straight Taint

When you bypass the dick and balls and go straight for the taint.
Kristen is a ball wrangler but tonight, sheโ€™s going straight taint.
by Sweats11537 August 22, 2023
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Francis and a Bmore straight jacket

When your fam from out of state, that are LEO's (3 stripes approved) or feds roll into Charm city around your birthday to celebrate. It can only end one way. With swat raiding a seedy 40 motel for hookers and dope...
I didn't realize it was going to be a Francis and a Bmore straight jacket birthday.
by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022
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Team straight ๐Ÿ‘‡

A term used by 7 year old self proclaimed sigma males
iPad kid: Team straight ๐Ÿ‘‡
Any sane person: Shut the fuck up
by BnuuyTheLoser July 30, 2024
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Straight Shift

His truck isnโ€™t an automatic, itโ€™s a straight shift
by James Benito March 11, 2018
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honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023
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Gay Straight Guy

Someone who acts gay but is actually straight.
Ya see that Gay Straight Guy over there? He acts so fucking gay.
by EreaSariae November 19, 2017
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Straight Trash

Straight Trash is a new disparaging term utilized in Facebook discussion threads to describe something that someone doesn't like or to exaggerate displeasure with a comment posted by another person.

It is often used in a sports-related context to express annoyance or aggravation with a player's poor performance, especially a star player going through a costly slump.

The term is sometimes used ironically and is often expressed as a hashtag, #StraightTrash. The construction often takes the form of an equation: Favorite Player + Poor Performance = #StraightTrash
Baltimore Orioles' starting pitching + high ERA = Straight Trash

#StraightTrash

Washington Capitals + NHL Playoffs = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash

That last comment you posted = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash
by RiffGibson April 18, 2017
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