Straight YouTube

When someone does something worthy of being broadcasted on YouTube.

Amber: OMG did you see that girl fall down the steps!?

Shantora: OMG what? No!

Amber: It was hilarious! It was straight YouTube!

by LoveThoseBritishBoys October 30, 2010

Super Straight

A way for transphobic people to be even more transphobic; a “sexuality” for people who are straight but will not date a member of the opposite sex if they are trans. This does not mean that preferred genitalia comes into play. This just simply means that the person is transphobic. Even if all transitional things have been done and the trans person passes 1000% the mere fact that they are trans makes them excluded ands invalidated.

A: are you straight?
B: yes
A: would you date this person of the opposite sex?
B: yes
A: oh they’re trans btw

B: NO Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT I ONLY DATE CISGENDER PEOPLE

by Coffeetab March 11, 2021

STRAIGHT BALL

Pull your pants down and navigate to the right ball.

the STRAIGHT BALL is the right ball and you better protect it by staying out of the the PEDOPHILES celebration ball.

Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 26, 2021

Straight Fixin’

When muttered or even shouted, this 2 word phrase serves as ambiguous disapproval of the actions of another, with no need for further explanation.

Typically this eye-witness exclamation will forecast a poor outcome of one’s actions while they are still in the making.

Example:
A couple watching a neighbor through their window as he struggles angrily to start a chainsaw in the driveway of his treeless property…
Husband: “Straight Fixin’”
Wife: “mmmhmmmm”

by Dascool27 June 23, 2022

Super straight

When you are only attracted to people born of the opposite gender. Another name can be PRETTY FUCKING STUPID.

Thomas: Would you date a trans guy?
David: No dude im super straight.
Thomas: Oh so you’re a retard?

by Narquil da boy March 14, 2021

Experimental Straight

A straight guy who is curious to how it would feel if he jammed his finger up his ass.

Jack: *Jerking off to some missionary

Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious

Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.

by RamoonAdoo October 30, 2017

Straight yager

Mt dew and coca cola energy mixed together also known as Jesus water

Oh that tastes like straight yager

by The brick people October 25, 2020