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Retard

(n)A person with diamond hands ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘ whoโ€™s going to the freaking moon ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€.
Pile in retards weโ€™re buying NOK, GME, AMC, and BB. I like these stocks! Soon we will be monkeys in space! This is not financial advice just my opinion :)
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retard

someone who has more fun thinking its a bad word to hurt drater that is broud to be named this
"that fucking retard aint god yet" "your the only one that think hes a retard later"
by BlancoFamily January 15, 2022
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retarded sort

A sorting algorithm where every other element is swapped with the previous element, then every 3rd element is swapped with the previous element, then every 4th element is swapped with the previous element, and ao on, until only the last element is swapped.
- But Joe! This is not sorted at all!
- I know, it is retarded sort...
by ethymology101 December 27, 2022
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Retard

Someone who thinks there good at Minecraft and actually sucks at it they canโ€™t beat the ender dragon let alone beat there meat
Ur a retard
by Benofil December 5, 2021
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retard watching

When a retard does something stupid for no reason, and you start to awkwardly watch.
The kid stood up in class and began to furiously hump his chair, as I began awkward retard watching.
by Markimoo777 May 14, 2016
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Survival of the Retards

A situation where you dump two of your best friends who are usually dumb as fuck and causing trouble in your life or the lives of your other friends in the middle of nowhere. In order for this to work, fake a road trip and invite your two dumbass friends with you alongside another friend. Once the four of you are together, drive out to an isolated area whether it be the woods or a desert. Park on the side of the road and order your two idiot friends out of the car. Once they exit throw a few chewy bars and four drinks to them so that they donโ€™t die out in the open. Proceed to say something along the lines of โ€œSayonara retards!โ€, then speed off, leaving your two friends stranded in the middle of nowhere with no way back to civilization unless a car happens to speed by and the two douchebags hitchhike. Leave the friends there for eight to ten hours. Once time is up, drive back to where you last left them. Be aware that they might have walked far enough so you have to call them or text them. If they donโ€™t reply, thatโ€™s when you know you fucked up and they are missing (fortunately). If they do reply, tell them to meet up here or there and then pick them up. Once they get in the car and start bitching to you for abandoning them, make threats that you may actually carry out to get them to shut the fuck up. Then drive them to their homes. This technique works with a lot of people and has spared them of all the future issues those two losers will cause.
Noel and Steve left Drake and Ted out in the Sonoran Desert for the rest of the day. It was survival of the retards for those two unfortunates.
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 21, 2024
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Retard

by legexyboi November 3, 2019
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