Riding the zero

Originally from the tv show Mom, meaning to keep driving on an empty tank of gas. However now it’s used to mean when you know something is over but you haven’t left yet.

“I thought you got fired?”
“Not yet, but I’m riding the zero.”

“How is your relationship going?”
“We are basically riding the zero at this point.”

by Jane03OM March 27, 2025

Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride

Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride: while a girl gives you a blowjob, you are holding the hair on either side of her head, with your fingers intertwined into her hair. At random moments you hold her head down as far as she can manage, not letting her up until you feel a gentle tear landing on your lap, or other indicator that she’s had enough.

I was in bed with Irene last night, and I totally yanked her head down and gave her a Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride

by ButteCityGibbs December 24, 2023

Regional Vape Ride

Going to the regional vape competition and needed to bum a ride from someone that is going because you are too poor to afford a real hobby.

Hey Aaron! Could I hitch a ride to the vape competition that you are going to? You know, a regional vape ride?

by midweest January 23, 2022

Dick riding

Dick Riding is when someone often to gain favor or attention from another person. It implies that the person is figuratively "riding" the metaphorical "dick" (a vulgar term for male genitalia) of the person they are supporting, indicating a lack of independence or genuine belief in what they are saying or doing.

this nigga Dick riding his hater

by Nthics April 29, 2024

Riding The Singularity Wagon

My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.

Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".

If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.

"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"

by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023

V-Riding

When a man is simping for a girl, and side with her on every occasion (even tho she's in the wrong) just to get some pussy.

Damn, my nigga Tyrone used to be my broski, but ever since he met that b, he's V-Riding her 24/7, and act like a bitch.

by iceman196 May 19, 2024

Cow Riding Butt Fuck

This is the Female version of “Bull Riding Butt Fuck” in which you climb on top of a woman with a knot around targets nipples, and stick your penis into their Butthole or Vagina.
Made in an Xbox party by DarkestFo with Bacon and Youngcinamon

“Shut up Lacy Stanley or I'm going to Cow Riding Butt Fuck you”

by Eansolo April 27, 2024