by anonymous April 25, 2021
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Woman: Hey I saw this movie where this woman got raped and then a year later she finds the guy and kicks his ass!
Man: Oh, you were watching the rape and revenge network again weren't you?
Woman: It was on Lifetime.
Man: Oh, you were watching the rape and revenge network again weren't you?
Woman: It was on Lifetime.
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Get the to rape and impregnate mug.The act of completely spamming a status, video and/or picture with comment so long that the observer must scroll multiple times, or take various minutes to comprehend the amount of rape. Also constitutes conversations between two or more people with an inadvertent spam.
dude, my friend Peter's status has over 100 comments, and his status was Peter is bored. He just got facebook status raped
by Haskoo February 10, 2009
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by fuckyourapists April 12, 2021
Get the national rape day mug.the growing epidemic of people being raped by polar bears. if you see a polar bear acting in a seductive manner stay calm and don't show any signs of returning those feelings, because you will be raped.
Old man: I was out in the frozen tundra of alaska with my friend Mantuck hunting alpaca when we saw a person getting raped by a polar bear.
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously
by #polarbearrapeofficals January 10, 2013
Get the Polar Bear Rape mug.When someone shakes your hand and unexpectedly caresses your palm with their fingers. Although the gesture is not always accompanied by a smile, the intentions of the shake n' raper are usually clear.
Luke: So I changed his oil and went to shake his hand and he gave me the old shake n' rape!
Jen: He did what?!
Luke: Yeah, he slowly stroked the inside of my palm with his middle finger and I swear he had a slight smile at the corner of his mouth.
Jen: He did what?!
Luke: Yeah, he slowly stroked the inside of my palm with his middle finger and I swear he had a slight smile at the corner of his mouth.
by Dominatrickz April 19, 2013
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