punching jellyfish

When you can fit your whole fist inside a woman’s vagina

Dude, i had my whole fist in there, it was like punching jellyfish

by Jelly lover 69 December 26, 2023

reflex punch

An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.

Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)

by Charliecamelcase December 17, 2017

Dragon Punch

Double Penetration.
- Powerful symbolism playing on the acronym DP (double penetration) for comedic effect.

I dragon punched some girl last night, and now she can't walk straight.

by LargeWhale May 2, 2018

Punch the Prime minister

TO TAKE A PISS

"AYE MATE IMMA GO AND PUNCH THE PRIME MINISTER"

by russianer March 18, 2024

Sucker Punch

sucker punch is when you hit someone as hard as you can while they are not looking hoping they fall to the ground so you can stomp or beat they ass because you scared of fighting them head on in a real fight where they will beat your ass. and most commonly its about a girl who won't be with this guy until he fucks them up because this girl hates the guy because he won't be with her. and it makes me mad that these guys always only go after the men and don't do nothing to these women who always sitting it up and getting away with it and do this evil shit non stop to so many good men

you sucker punch me, you good as dead in the fight i have no respect for cowards or bitches who too scared to fight like a man when you got the nerve to start the fight anyway

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 8, 2022

Punching bag

British person

British people are punching bags

by Hoofedtoaster96 April 28, 2021

Stumble-Punch

Whilst attempting to bitch slap another man a guy trips and inadvertently punches them instead.

The first confirmed stumble-punch was performed August 5 upon one Kurt Krippendorf.

Zach: mumble mumble mumble... *stumble-punches Kurt*

Kurt: Dude' what the fuck?!

Zach: mumble mumble mumble...

by Johny Girth August 6, 2010