Table Potato

You have a raw potato on your desk, or your a couch potato but you like tables.

YOU TABLE POTATO!

by PloraeX June 20, 2023

Potato

You will know a potato when you see one

My cat is a VERY fat potato

by HAHahaaaaa11 November 23, 2021

Potato

a ting used to eat crasps, crying and you can use it as a mouse, as a youtuber who payed fornite has explained. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, AS YOU WILL GET FORNITEOPHOMBIA!!!!!

"Derek, thats some real cool potato"

by Shaqmanshotop April 21, 2019

potato flop

When you’re about to suck something and it just flops and you can’t do it

Maria I totally potato flopped with Derik last night.

by GGladymomma May 10, 2018

Yashed Potato

Potato with a mashed up 'Yash'

I am eating yashed potato

by ISellDucksAtTesco February 15, 2024

Potato-man

little short chubby man with no penis

that guy is so a potato-man

by Dirron January 27, 2017

brown potato

A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.

"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."

by mondaytuesdaywednesdaythursday November 15, 2017