potato

ACCORDING TO JOHN CENA'S LAW YOU HAVE TOO EAT POTATOES

POTATOOOOOOO!!!

by JOHN CENNNNAAAA POTATOOOOO January 4, 2022

Potato

Potatoe is an alternate spelling for potato. The "potato" spelling is more popular, but even national newspapers like the New York Times occasionally used the "potatoe" spelling, which was considered an acceptable spelling at least until 15 June 1992, when Republican vice presidential nominee Dan Quayle read the "-oe" spelling off the "official spelling bee spelling" flash card handed to him by an English teacher for correcting a spelling bee, and the media tore him apart for it.

"You’re close, but you left a little something off the spelling of potatoe. The 'e' on the end."

by embram May 9, 2015

Potatoes

Basically a side chick. A chick you bang until she wants a relationship, than once she does you throw her away and continue the tater cycle.

I got mad potatoes on the back burner bro. Just gunna leave em there as long as I can just keeping getting a taste without fulling committing.

by Blonde menas November 19, 2022

Sad Potato Ki

Sad Potato Ki, is what 16BitTunes, on r/MisreadSprites, thought Ki, from Final Fantasy Legend II, “looked like a sad potato.”

16 Bit Tunes, now realizes/realises “Sad Potato Ki,” is actually, “a beautiful woman.”

by I'mcrazy November 7, 2023

Potato

Leilani Houle

Leilani Houle is a lonely potato who just wants somebody to cuddle with.

by PotatoNuggets March 12, 2019

instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.

"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."

by AC1919 December 30, 2016

Baked potato

In general, when a person who isn't the most attractive gets "baked", or high.

Tom: Man, last night was lit!
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.

by That_user_with_a_name April 28, 2017