when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
by booty42069 April 24, 2018
Get the boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employeemug. The epitome of neuro degenerative disease. The worst thing to ever happen to anyone ever. Slowly killing your ability to function as you slowly become more and more autistic. No one wants to be a straight scheuermann's
Robbie: I just found out he has the straight scheuermann's
Troy: I’d rather be Fucking dead than have the straight scheuermann's
Robbie: begins to hang and tie a noose
Troy: I’d rather be Fucking dead than have the straight scheuermann's
Robbie: begins to hang and tie a noose
by ChairMan202 December 29, 2022
Get the Straight Scheuermann'smug. The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.
Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"
by lbdub March 16, 2022
Get the Tased-Straightmug. Chad: Guys Malinda and Gary are both looking pretty hot.
Devon: dude I thought you were heterosexual
Chad: Nah man I’m half-straight.
Devon: dude I thought you were heterosexual
Chad: Nah man I’m half-straight.
by Miss misery November 4, 2022
Get the Half-straightmug. by greekmadlad March 30, 2024
Get the Straight up batshit crazymug. A straight retard who won’t get their head out their ass and don’t feel included because straight people don’t already get enough love and they have to take over the LGBT community as well so they feel included and something that is not for them.
by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022
Get the Straight sexualmug. Broski 1:"Hey bro, wanna come over and straight fuck? My girlfriend isn't really feelin' it tonight."
Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"
Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"
by Brosketti May 5, 2020
Get the Straight Fuckmug.