Dough Job

The act of giving a blow job to a fat man.

Last night, Eva gave Fat Timmy the most amazing dough job I've ever seen!

by That Guy from Jewelry December 2, 2015

chair job

4 or more people use the legs of chair to sodomize themselves.

Those chicks are aching for a chair job!

by Dbag Express October 20, 2010

McRim job

When you go to McDonalds and ask for a rib job from one of the employees involving a sauce of your choice. Extra sauce is 5 cents more.

Yeah I'll have a 10 minute McRim job with the sweet chili sauce please?

by Beaver Meat November 22, 2011

spot job

When the old man is out of town and the little lady calls on an old bo for a quick boot knockin' session.

Tina called me to tell me her husband's out of town and now I got a spot job tonight.

by The Speedbag March 25, 2016

Pilot job

Getting slapped in the face by a helicopter dick.

Johnny was getting a blow job, but he decided to give her a pilot job instead.

by Smash78 January 15, 2016

Jobs Corollary

An addendum to Rule 34 - There's an app for that! (TAAFT

Guy #1 with a horrified look on his face: "Rule 34 must be true. I couldn't imagine that gay midget donkey zebra hermaphrodite amputee porn could have existed, but here it is on my computer."

Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"

Guy #1: "What?"

Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"

Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.

by Mofrak August 24, 2010

saltine-job

When a girl gives you a head job to climax then blow dries your dick to make the load stick to your nuts then and pours salt on them....

Matt: That chick gave me the best saltine-job last night at Kmart.

by Master saltine chef February 10, 2017