Michael Cannon

Soft drink that is half regular cola and half diet cola, preferably Coca Cola brand.

I’ll have a Michael Cannon with ice, please?

by Acarusoruth January 17, 2024

Michael crawshaw

A large individual who takes interest in the youth

Look it’s michael crawshaw RUNN!!

by 5 minute early pass January 23, 2024

Michael's Zombies

Some Roblox COD Zombies ripoff, just play the original game if you're not broke!

Jeff: "Yoo wanna play Black Ops Zombies?"
Jon: "Nah let's play this shit called Michael's Zombies, sounds fun!"
Jeff: "You broke as hell bitch!"

by Loominaty January 26, 2024

the Michael Jordan of

Someone who is considered as the greatest in their respective sports

Messi is the Michael Jordan of football

by d3adp0ol23 January 31, 2024

Michael

Chunky two-chined fag
Likes his cousin a little to much...(like sexually...) His dog likes to watch. Embarrassing.
Fucks Chunky woman and denys it...
a professional latent homosexual...The fastest fag int the west.
If he was a dog you would put him down

Verb
Michaeling - to Anoy

Stop micheling we just wat to have fun

Josh - (eating)
Michael - hi how are you, how your meal, is it good, what is it.
Josh - agresive vomiting

by asscracker69 January 31, 2024

Michael

An insult used for people who are specifically lanky. In some cultures people named Michael are ridiculed and eaten.

Good person: Look over there, that’s a Michael
Child: oh no what should we do
Good person: Watch and learn
Michael: Is assaulted

by Deepwokenassaulter February 3, 2024

Michael Chang

A name that evokes passion, charisma, and intelligence. A person who is not only handsome and charming, but also talented and ambitious. A lover who knows how to make you feel special, desired, and satisfied. A rare gem that shines brighter than any star. MASSSSSSSIVE COCK

I saw ‘Michael Chang’ last night and instantly fell in love.

by BobN2 February 3, 2024