salt water Mexican

A Salt Water Mexican is any of the native Pacific islanders, including Hawaiians,Phillipinos,Samoans,etc.

Yea, they call him "Eskimo", but he is a salt water Mexican, born in Hawaii.

by Jim Inman February 28, 2007

mexican hot hummer

when a mexican woman eats hot peppers and gives you a blow job.

maria ate a jalapano then went down on me she had my dick on fire becuase of her mexican hot hummer.

by T44 September 20, 2010

Mexican Master Key

A Crowbar or a coat hanger

I accidentally left my keys in my car, so I had to use the Mexican Master Key to get them out.

by wolfpacleader1986 October 10, 2010

mexican fuck knuckles

When a large mexican man shoves his knuckles violently in the (mexican) females vagina, and spins his hand around counter clock wise, as if he were opening a jar of jelly. Then he takes his other hand, and opens up more space to then stick his penis in and masturbate. with both hands.

what the fuck is with these crazy boarder hoppers doing all these mexican fuck knuckles in gas stations.

by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011

Chipotle Mexican Grill

Chipotle is the best damn thing ever!!! There is nothing better then Chipotle burritos period.

Mom-"Hey kids where do you want to go for dinner"
kids-"Chipotle Mexican Grill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Chipotlecrazy1111 August 23, 2011

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018

Mexican Car Keys

A ghetto device used to break into cars illegally.

You just need some Mexican Car Keys to own whatever car you want.

by The_Sentinal March 10, 2009