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John. A Holmes

Stupid school that has bomb\shooting threats every few weeks do not go to this school because walking to class u will get jumped
Do not go to John. A Holmes high school
by Wilmeneguskks11 August 18, 2022
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John Sweeney

I'm not sure, I'm going to have to pull a John Sweeney on this.
by Helianski94 December 2, 2021
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John Norman

A science fiction author and former college professor best known for creating the Gor Series. His books have been described as some of the worst ever written, with criticism being directed at their bad proses, unoriginal stories, and highly misogynistic worldviews. His fanbase consists mostly of incels, as they are the only ones who agree that the only way for women to be happy is as sex slaves.

Despite being almost universally hated, Norman is under the delusion that he is the world's most important writer and has gone so far as to compare himself to Socrates and Nietzsche.
If you ever want to see the precursor to Jordan Peterson, look up John Norman.
by Lynch/Fellini June 1, 2023
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John-Deered

Verb- Past tense of John-Deer. When a customer of a sex worker (a “John”) after obtaining & paying for services, runs the sex worker down with his car and takes the money back. The sex worker appearing like “a deer in headlights”.
I’m going to John-Deer the next whore that charges me more than $20 for anal.

Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.
by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018
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john mettee

john mettee gay lol
by i hate john mettee February 22, 2020
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Steamy John

I was on the toilet when my girl friend started to give me a "Steamy John"
by I 4M TH3 M4N June 10, 2010
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john patterson

black man with a white inside (oreo) very fast and is "dating" an escaped gorilla from the zoo. (could be chewbacas "it")
i wish i wasnt such a john patterson.
by DD's December 11, 2009
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