April

Gym milf, crazy blonde hair, would be literally out-the-wazoo in bed so you're scared of her. Asks you to help her in the tanning rooms without your consent.

There's probably a reason that the crazy eyed woman named April is single in her mid-forties.

by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023

April 12

On April 12 she has to send a boob picture.
No matter what, just for you.

Me: Hey, send me a boob picture
Her: Ew no why?
Me: Because it’s April 12

by ThatOneDudeLmao April 12, 2022

April 2

the second april fools day, take advantage of this day to get back at someone’s prank

todays date is april 2, avery and i are plotting the most wicked revenge plan to get back at justin!

by wong lihui April 1, 2021

My April

April from “Definitely, Maybe”

You’re my April

by Caritas April 15, 2025

april 15th

titanic rememberance day

today is april 15th, titanic rememberance day

by wibbles.exe April 15, 2021

April 6

National kiss your crush/boyfriend or girlfriend on the cheek

It’s April 6th go for it!

Because why not have a thing for April 6th

by April 6th. April 5, 2022

April 19th

The anti-give money, relief; they owe you money, now

T: “ I don’t make the rules” *show pic that says* “national give someone $10 if they are shorter than you day!”

M: no it’s not. Shows real definition of April 19th

by Low-key dead inside April 19, 2024